PRESENTING...
tmr is sunday. and what does that mean?

SCHOOL IS STARTING!

haha. hard to believe that school is on monday and i have to AGAIN drag my lardy ass up at the crack of dawn to get to a 8 am class. well, it's good cos it breaks the habit of me getting up at 11 plus every morning instead. what i'll miss about the hols? haha. firstly i'll miss having nothing to do, not having to roller blade that often and make fun of my friends who are working or studying. haha. arghh.

ooh i exercised 3 times this week. badminton, roller blading and cycling. heehee. healthylifestylehealthylifestylehealthylifestylehealthylifestyle.

haha. linda and i did our hair too. for the starting of the school term. she did the whole thing, rebonding, dye, treatment. rich girl. she looks ultra thin and shu nu now. marble floor. haha. okok joking. i dyed red. but it will fade to brown soon. hai...

oh the beautiful me

linda's hair is long and silky

us

oh yeah. i came up with this theory. do you know why bus drivers are not good looking? seriously. i mean, they are usually in their midlife and above. rarely do you find one reasonably good looking one who is young. haha ok. the theory is: Bus drivers aren't good looking so as to prevent accidents! yay! ok let me paint a scenario so you can get a clearer picture.

One early sunday morning, a wilbur pan look alike is driving a bus. He makes his usual round and stops at the bus stop. A 15 year old girl boards the bus. She taps her ezlink card and casually glances at the driver. She turns to find a seat but suddenly jerks her head around again and she stares at the bus driver in disbelief. He looks just like her idol! Pan Wei Bo!!! She can't help but strike up a conversation with him.

"Hi handsome! Has anyone told you that you look exactly like wilbur pan???"

Wilbur pan look alike turns his head and replies with a smile," haha, that's not the first time I heard that. But I'm flattered." Blushes.

Girl rants on," Can I have your number? I hope I can make friends with you. Maybe you can come to my birthday party, it's at 7 pm at Pasir---"

BANG!!!

A loud crash resounds. The bus has just crashed onto the curb and into a tree. Too engrossed in the conversation, the bus driver didn't concentrate and endangered the lives of all his passengers including himself. Fortunately, no one died and the only a few suffered minor cuts and bruises.

So as you've seen from the above case study, good looking drivers are a no no cos of the distractions they pose. I salute SBS!

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